What happens out in the lots, stays out in the lots.
At this time 19 years ago, “Titanic” was blowing up the box office. Now the ’90s produced a lot of wonderful things, including me, but this is not one of them. Not even “My Heart Will Go On” can save this shitheap masquerading as a story of true love.
At least once every Christmas season as a child, I’d sit on the floor of my grandparents’ house directly in front of their TV and watch The Santa Clause with my younger sister while shoving Fruit Roll-Ups in my mouth. So I was feeling a bit nostalgic when I found the 1994 Christmas classic on […]
Hey we’ve all done it, spent two hours watching a movie only to realize three-fourths of the way through it’s a dud, yet you keep watching because at this point you’re invested. I’m guessing if you’re reading this you are interested in and have probably seen most if not all of these movies. What makes […]
Since I was young, I have loved the Pixar films. I make an effort to see every new film in theaters. I didn’t make it to Finding Dory, but that will be fixed as soon as it is released on DVD. Everyone and their mom has written an article counting down the best Pixar flicks, but […]
Nuclear physicist. Computer programmer. Middle school teacher. Battle rapper. Historically, these are the most difficult professions known to man.
**Editors Note: Ted wanted this to be unedited and untouched in any way. However, the editorial staff thought it was best to not subject our readers to such torture. So while some editing took place, we found a happy medium to give you ‘Drunk Ted’s’ words as accurately as we could while still being decipherable. […]
Tackling all of the world’s most important issues in one podcast.