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Tag: Britney Spears

  • A former hater’s apology to Britney Spears

    A former hater’s apology to Britney Spears

    When I was 16, this happened. The world stopped for a moment when it premiered. Also, when I was 16, I was a virgin baby bisexual, chillin’ in an unrecognized closet because I didn’t even really know what it all meant yet. It wasn’t every one, but some girls were too pretty and made me […]

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  • 5 On It: Life In the Time of Corona

    5 On It: Life In the Time of Corona

    I just got off the phone with my mom, who wanted to tell me about her and dad’s trip to WalMart. They were trying to stock up on essentials they may need during the course of this coronavirus epidemic, because we’re the kind of family that always makes sure there are two packages of toilet […]

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  • Update: Britney Spears Lifetime biopic is garbage

    Update: Britney Spears Lifetime biopic is garbage

    My expectations for the Lifetime Britney Spears biopic, Britney Ever After, were not high. Although Lifetime neglected to take any of the suggestions I offered, I tuned in last weekend for the premiere to witness this “toxic” train wreck. In the rare moments when I didn’t sound like Donald Trump at a press conference, yelling, […]

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  • Britney Spears’ Lifetime movie cast is garbage

    Britney Spears’ Lifetime movie cast is garbage

    It’s common knowledge by now that Britney Spears will be the focus of a 2017 Lifetime movie. However, Britney – or Brit Brit – as I like to call her, is not happy about it. Nor should she, since Natasha Bassett will star as Britney in Britney. You probably have the same reaction I had. […]

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