Drunk Dialing gives each and every listener a chance to become the star of the show. Typically Ted takes to Twitter to establish a weekly theme which has included such off-season topics as ‘Scary Stories’, ‘Worst Drunk Injuries’ and ‘Changing the Result of a Championship Game’.

The legend of Twitterless Tom grows, the boys play some sort of word association game to remember BOURBON STREET, and they debate (checks notes, umm ok) Cheezits.